I went and chilled with some friends the other day at this pretty cool indie, hipster, coolio, emo bar. It was actually pretty tight. I had low expectations but then the most amazing thing happened.... I saw this guy from across the way. He was wearing the most glorious sweater I have ever seen. He got in line to go to the bathroom. I had to talk to him.
*** Quick sidenote, I am not gay. With that in mind, please continue***
There is a reason I wanted to talk to him so badly. It's because I have in my possession an equally amazing sweater...
So I go to him (he's waiting to go to the bathroom mind you) and compliment his sweater and give him mad props for wearing it. I explain I have the same sweater and that we are awesome! Just as he is opening the door to the restroom, I'm telling him that I'd like to take a picture with him when he gets out...awkward? I don't care!
So he introduces himself as Trey and he knew a bunch of facts about unicorns! Something about Narwhales and that unicorn in Japanese is actually one of their popular beers. He was pretty cool, except for the fact that he thought I was super weird.
It was awesome because I have never seen anyone wear something like that except me and a couple friends who bought them to be funny on a road trip together. But then it got cool when we sewed our nicknames in the back.
Only like 2 my friends and I still actually wear them, so seeing Trey was a mind blaster!
Adventure Time is by far the BEST cartoon there is out there. I finally got the complete first season! It's about a boy and a dog who go on adventures to help people. It's pretty much the story of my life....actually, EXACTLY like my life. This is the same reason I like to help people:
No, but really this show is hilarious. I'm sure nobody agrees, but this is seriously funny. PERIOD.
This is how I start my adventures....
Timbos, sweats, hoodie, fly sunglasses. I also had a can of orange Sunkist.
MATHMATICAL!!!
Sorry to the maybe one person who reads this thing.... a very eventful weekend.
So Friday it was supposed to snow here in Houston, my boy Brian came over Thursday night since we both had work closed on Friday and we made preparations to have the most ultimate snow day EVER!
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It was icy at like 3am but when we woke up in the morning, NO SNOW. Talk about climate blue balls. We went out and got some fly jackets and pulled a prank on our friend Nader. We went to his house, I pretended I was alone and then Brian came out and Airsoft gunned him. It was fun, I guess.
Anyway, we pick him up, go eat, and go to a friend's to party it up. And by party it up I mean play a round of Mafia then go to IHOP. Which was fun, cuz by the end of the night I had started and epic spitball fight.
Slumber party at my house that night!
Don't they look cute? Hahahaha It was pretty awesome cuz their mommies said they could spend the night!
Anyway, Saturday was just errand running then went to a family friend's 15th birthday party. Please note I do know that I am 25, and I thoroughly enjoyed being there. We played Hide n Seek and Bloody Mary, in which I pwned all the high school noobs there.
Then I went out for an age appropriate peer's birthday which started at a restaurant, then on to the clubs. It was a pretty fun weekend especially since it basically started on Wednesday (for me, both Thursday and Friday work was canceled due to climate). The club was crank, past tense of crunk, and super fun. My brother was there too so it was a jolly good time! . .. .. . . .. up until I found out my car was towed.
Every time I would go out, I park in the same lot! Not only have I asked the managers around, but also a couple cops! I've always been good there, but of course the one time I don't check they put up a sign. That was a buzzkill to my weekend.
But it was still fun, when we went to eat after I kept messing with my tipsy and oblivious friend Monica. She had ordered a sandwich, fries, and a shake. I kept taking her fries...out of HER HAND! I even took half her sandwich just after her first bite. A minute later I tell her, her sandwich is gonna get cold if she doesn't eat it. Again, she picks it up and takes a couple bites and the transition from her hand to my hand is made unbeknown to her. It was pretty hilarious! And yes, I did give her her WHOLE sandwich back. But you know who DIDN'T get something back? 59 Diner. She was blind to the fact that she took the milkshake glass out with her to the car!
Good times. minus the $250 I spent getting my car back. : /
I was, am, and always will be a HUGE fan of Michael Jackson. I found this video on Youtube today.
It was awesome and bad at the same time. MJ is ALWAYS awesome! But the bad thing is, every time I watch an MJ video, I sit online playing all his stuff and dance around for 2 hours. It's not a very efficient way to spend my time.
Which now reminds me that the new MJ game for the xbox is gonna come out in a month or 2. In which I am buying that game and throwing the MOST EPIC party ever! I advise everyone to bring at least 2 changes of clothes for the amount of dancing that is to take place.
(details for the party will be announced once I know an exact date for the release of the game, and how to make a lighted Billie Jean dance floor)
This past weekend was pretty nonstop. So Friday, my friend wanted to pull a prank on one of her cousins who doesn't know who I am. We decided that I would come over for dinner, but I would be a neighbor in their apartment building that came over unannounced coming home from work to help them fix their toilet that they mentioned was broken like a month before. They had just started to start supper when I "fix" their toilet and then try to invite myself and my "girlfriend" over for dinner. Instead of going to our reservation at a nice restaurant, I called and insisted my fake girlfriend come over here for dinner. She starts yelling and we break up. Oh well. Time for dinner! FYI, I'm in a full suit and tie. They ask if I just came from work. I own a landscaping company. "Oh, so you are the manager? Did you have to meet any clients today or something?" Nope. My "company" is called Classy Cutters. We mow lawns wearing suits. Since it was Casual Friday I was wearing only a suit and tie, not the usual tuxedo... hahaha! Anyway, my fake life and personality gets more and more outrageous and obnoxious throughout the night. (I'll put up a video soon...) That night I played the most hilarious game of Monopoly ever. Basically, there were so many deals that when I landed on a hotel Park Place (which I didn't have the money to pay), I ended up paying off the debt and gaining hotels on my properties as well!
Woke up early on Saturday to go to work and prepare my dessert. That night was one of our famed Cook-offs we throw about once a month! This time was the "Best Chocolate Dessert" competition.
Needless to say, I won with my KitKat Covered Chocolate Raspberry Truffles. Then we had an intense DANCE PARTY! Brian: "I have so many dance ideas, but my muscles won't do what I say!"
I wake up 2 hours later at 7am to go cheer for my good friend Lulu at the Houston Aramco half marathon! Congrats to running! I kinda want to run a half marathon now... a real marathon would kill me. It looked like so much fun and so many people cheer for you and you get a medal at the end!
Went to a brunch,then a linner (guess I didn't really have a real meal),power nap, Quadratic Equations, cartwheels, and went to sleep (at 5am) watching How I Met Your Mother. Awesome show.
