So Friday, my friend wanted to pull a prank on one of her cousins who doesn't know who I am. We decided that I would come over for dinner, but I would be a neighbor in their apartment building that came over unannounced coming home from work to help them fix their toilet that they mentioned was broken like a month before.
They had just started to start supper when I "fix" their toilet and then try to invite myself and my "girlfriend" over for dinner. Instead of going to our reservation at a nice restaurant, I called and insisted my fake girlfriend come over here for dinner. She starts yelling and we break up.
Oh well. Time for dinner!
FYI, I'm in a full suit and tie.
They ask if I just came from work. I own a landscaping company.
"Oh, so you are the manager? Did you have to meet any clients today or something?"
Nope. My "company" is called Classy Cutters. We mow lawns wearing suits. Since it was Casual Friday I was wearing only a suit and tie, not the usual tuxedo... hahaha!
Anyway, my fake life and personality gets more and more outrageous and obnoxious throughout the night. (I'll put up a video soon...)
That night I played the most hilarious game of Monopoly ever. Basically, there were so many deals that when I landed on a hotel Park Place (which I didn't have the money to pay), I ended up paying off the debt and gaining hotels on my properties as well!
Woke up early on Saturday to go to work and prepare my dessert. That night was one of our famed Cook-offs we throw about once a month! This time was the "Best Chocolate Dessert" competition.
Needless to say, I won with my KitKat Covered Chocolate Raspberry Truffles.
Then we had an intense DANCE PARTY!
Brian: "I have so many dance ideas, but my muscles won't do what I say!"
I wake up 2 hours later at 7am to go cheer for my good friend Lulu at the Houston Aramco half marathon! Congrats to running! I kinda want to run a half marathon now... a real marathon would kill me. It looked like so much fun and so many people cheer for you and you get a medal at the end!
Went to a brunch,then a linner (guess I didn't really have a real meal),power nap, Quadratic Equations, cartwheels, and went to sleep (at 5am) watching How I Met Your Mother. Awesome show.
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