Yesterday I went mountain biking at Memorial Park with my good friend, Pejmon.
It was pretty awesome! A little TOO awesome. So awesome that it had been raining for 2 days prior and there were "signs" that were "posted" that said the trails were "closed". But we knew that they were only for losers and not us.
So Pej cut up his leg a little bit.
To which I then immediately peed my pants....
It was AWESOME!
I then went to my friend's house to visit, but along the way I had a hankering for McDonald's. Going INTO the MceeDees, a guy came up to my car and asked if I wanted some Black Maui (I can only assume it was a type of kush).
"No, my kind gentleman. I am only in need of the fine gourmet of sir McDonald."
As I walk away he is telling his friend that I am racist cause I didn't buy weed from him cause he's black....OR it could be that I don't smoke, MAYBE! It was pretty funny to me. Then as I'm walking out, there is some kind of HUGE dumb high school fight going on with like 60 kids watching to see if this Hispanic girl (or so I thought.. the shman could have gone both ways in the looks dept) was going to get crunk enough to do something about ... something? I didn't know who or what was going on but I can only assume that maybe a guy complimented her on how pretty she was, so she grabbed her crotch and started talking ISH! In any case, all fights are pretty funny to me.
I've never been in a real one, but I have been punched by a drunk guy in the stomach once. I didn't care enough to do anything, talked to his friend, and let him go. I do want to get in a fight nowadays...not to try let vent anything or that I love violence, but I would just want to know how good I would be at it so I can gauge if I could kick someone's ass or not. I think I'd do well in a fight. A theory not tested would only stay a theory... how'd we start talking about fighting?
Anyway, mountain bike mud drifting is super fun.



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